MARCH MADNESS

Gimmie a Rough Release, Its Game Set and Match...

Of all the theme nights we don't think any have the innuendo potential of this one. So here it goes…

Attention all Players, prepare to Bounce some New Balls and Serve it Deep cause we are playing Mixed Doubles tonight. Action is at Hand and there will be Grinding, Grunting, Jamming and Smashing. Points will be high and we are all curious of what you will view as an Acceptable Score.

Those looking for a precision Game, should bring their Ball Roundness Gauge, and if you are truly particular, fear not as we are sure there will be some willing Ball Washers on hand. The Game tonight is not about the Hole in One, In fact the objective is to gather as many Foursomes, Threesomes, and Singles as you can handle then get the Strokes high. So Pop Up your best Wood, Grip that Shaft tight, Swing that Head, Ground your Club deep in the Groove, Drive a Grass Cutter down that Tight Fairway, and watch that Ball explode. 

Aim true and Push for the Lip of that Cup. Don’t worry if you round the Rim and enter from the Back Door, all Shots are good Shots on this Course, for the Long Game is where it’s at and all is In Play as long as you have a good Approach and land in the Hole.

Grip the Stiffness of that Racquet, as your Ball hits that Sweet spot. Be proud of that Sledgehammer as you Drive it into their Court. Keep that Rally going so you can be on the Receiving end of their Stroke as they Spank it back.

Keep your Head Down but watch your Speed of Play as some may want to Play Through. They are anxious to get to the Nineteenth Hole, were we will all raise a toast to our Double D’s and the great Shagging. If you are lucky you might even get a Mulligan Round.
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So take your Best Shot at the Best Ball on the Best Course at the Best Clubhouse… NYX

Its a Grand Slam night, where Love Love will be the only Score we keep.

Stay the night.... 

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